Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.

Well, at least that's what the poster called it. I swear I didn't hear the words "Order of the Phoenix" uddered (heheheh) more than a couple of times the entire movie. I enjoyed the movie. It was pretty good, but I could see where a non reader would be a bit lost and confused.

Looney Lovegood stole the movie. She was fantastic, just as I pictured her in the book. Funny, but Evanna Lynch actually talks like that in real life.

Imelda Staunton did a fantastic job as Ms. Umbridge. I hated her just as much as I did in the book. I didn't think she was, however, not very "toadlike".

I was disappointed with the twins' exit from school. That could of been much better, and one of the parts of the book I was anxious to see on screen.

I was also a bit sad not to see Rita Skeeter (Aww, skeet skeet skeet) in this movie. She's another great character that you love to hate.

I really wish there's a Lord of the Rings type "Extended Edition" with these movies. There's so many great parts in the book that have to be cut in the movies that I would of loved to see.

This is funny...

but then again, I love Pulp Fiction and video games.

HI MOM!

Help Pick My Cover...

...cause you know, your opinion matters to me...

My favorite so far.

Stephen F'in McGee doin his thing.

This one's pretty busy. Not sure who the hottie is, but she could work.

This one's great because of the RWB out

Maybe I should go with some 'Telocity and use Money Bennet.

Another one of Stephen F'in McGee, this time with Stack at the bottom.

Many thanks to the TexAgers I stole these from. You've been great.

Battlestar Galactica: Razor - Trailer / Preview

A trailer to the "Pegasus Miniseries" that is coming this November, before Season 4 starts.

Yes you should care. Like Dwight says, if you don't watch Battlestar, you're an idiot.

Transformers

Bumblebee (top) and Barricade. Both great looking cars. The new Camaro is fucking sexy. Optimus (I like the long nose truck better)New Hotness (DO YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE?!?!)

Bumblebee transformed.

Ironhide Hotness (Fox) and the reason Indiana Jones 4 is already getting positive buzz (Shia Labeouf)

Megatron

More Megan Fox (I just can't get enough of this chick)

This one rocked sooo much. From the action, to the women, to the robots to the computer animation. It just kicked all kinds of ass. It's probably the best movie I've seen all summer (and apparently, I've seen a lot).

One small complaint, is that it was hard to tell alot of the transformers (some, not all) apart when they were in robot form. They need to do a better job of this in the sequels (yea, you know they're making more than just one more).

GO SEE THIS MOVIE

Ok, one more gratuitous Megan Fox pic.

One more huh? "Damn, give a @#$$* a rope, want to be a cowboy, Gus."

Movies!

The Island

Not one of Michael Bay's best. I could see why it was considered a flop. Thought the story was kinda lame. Funny too, cause I usually enjoy his movies. This one's typical Michael Bay, as it's got his trademark 'splosions. Oh, and I like Ewan McGregor and Scarlet Johansson (boy do I "like" her or "like like" her?), but this one just didn't work for me.

The Gaurdian

This has to be the longest movie in history, and if it wasn't, it felt like it. Very slow and not all that great. Kevin Costner needs to stick to baseball movies. By the way, I don't hate Kutcher, but I did wish he would drown in this movie. Appropriate picture, don't you think?

Transformers

This one get's it's own post. It rocked that much.

Die Hard 4

This one was good as well. Funny thing is, I watched this one after I had watched Transformers. Without giving too much away, at the end, I was thinking to myself, "Man a Transformers with John McClane would be awesome. When you get the the freeway part, you'll see what I mean.

I wouldn't mind seeing another Die Hard movie made, I just don't know if I need to see it made soo soon. It's a bit of pickle really, (Some people like their cucumbers pickled.) Willis is getting old, and I don't really want to see anybody else take over this role. Still, I don't want to see a sequel next year, either.

Oh and I think Josh Duhamel and Timothy Olyphant were seperated at birth.

Quick Thoughts

I'm this close to just calling it a day due to lack of interest. Actually, I was about to do this an hour ago. Today sucks. I wanna go lay down.

Apparently, I'm still stuck on the Sopranos Finale. Today at Potbelly's, they (actually it was one lonely white guy...who was playing the last time we went there) were playing the acoustic version of "Don't Stop" when I had another thought on the finale. Ugh. Fuck you David Chase. I thought Bob Harris's blog put that to bed for me.

Speaking of Potbelly's...it's not as good as everybody makes it out to be. Seriously. I don't get all the love people have for it. It's 11:30 and there's a line to the fucking door already. Can you say overrated? I know I can. And what the fuck is up with that tiny ass drink? I've got to get up 3 times for refils before I finish my sandwich. That oatmeal choclate chip cookie is pretty good though. You do get credit there.

Fuck you stomach for acting all upset on me. You're pissing me off.

It's Cloudy Today...

...(breaking news, I know) so that means I shouldn't be wearing sunglasses on the drive home today.

But that would mean I don't get to sport my new shades.. and you know that's not going to happen.

Hit me you can't hurt me.....

Date Movie

I'm embarrased to say I watched the movie earlier this week...(Wednesday...yea that sounds right)

And that's all I really have to say about this one. It's a waste. Alyson Hannigan deserves better.

Sophie Monk looks great, but she's got a bit of a wierd face. Kinda scrunchy lookin. Almost like she's got a bitter beer face. Her body is smokin though. She's on the verge of being a buttaface. Anyways. They put her in some pretty skimpy clothes (see exhibit A...if you will), which is great, but that's about all there is.

I'd also like to say that they need to give these kinds of movies a rest. It's getting pathetic. The first couple of Scary Movies where good, but now these are just down right sad. They're reaching for material now. I don't need to see one of these every 8 months.

How NOT to Masturbate

NSFW....Seriously....NSFW



"Thats not how you do it you are doing it to slow.... and stop making eye contact!"

Apparently, I'm not Busy Enough at Work...

...if I have time to find shit like this.





Seriously.....what the hell?

People I Wouldn't Do...

Yea that's right. I'm about to go there.

I thought up the subject to talk about a few weeks back. Thought it would be a fun (for me at least...nobody really cares about you...) ongoing topic (OK I lied...I care) where as hoors (yes I'm going with that spelling) got uglier and more anyong (Hello!), I could add them to the list. I've already got a small backlog to get us started. Some would say they're pretty obvious. I'm going to go ahead and put them up here. Hopefully with all the typing, my boss will think I'm hard at work. (Sucker!)

Contestant No. 1. ...and it pains me that I'm actually going to post her pic since this is one of the people I would like to punch in the face (ever play that game? it's fun...)...well that and the fact that I told myself I would never give this whore any attention on this space, but I might have to make an exception for this subject and today since she got out of jail.

I think this pic is a vast improvement. No caked on makeup. No fake blue contacts (usually, I'm not opposed to those). Hell, she even looks sober..

Still, I wouldn't hit that with your dick. (Remember, how I said I care? They're you go...) Rumor is she's got herpes. (That shit's like luggage. You keep it forever...(thanks Eddie!) Ugh. Moving on...

Second Suitor (heheh you're right Brodie, that does sounds like bathroom code..)

I'm being kind posting this pic of you, cause it's been a steep decline ever since then. You're old (shit you're not even 21, yet you look like you've been rode hard and put away wet...gawd I love that phrase.) and busted now. I swear I wouldn't have anything to do with you, even though I hear you shag like a minx (say that last bit with an Austin Powers accent. It will make sense...if you've seen the move. Otherwise, you're screwed)

Go away. You peaked at 17. You're on a bit of an upswing lately in the looks department...but you're still a coked out hoor. Fuck off you nasty wanka! (sometimes...in my dreams I secretly wish I was British....just cause they're insults sound funny.)

Oh yea, now I remember who my 3rd person is. Gawd how far she's fallen. She's not even a slump buster anymore. She's fallen below that.

(editor's note...Hey, That's Me!)I couldn't bring myself to post any of the ugo pics cause quite frankly they tend to haunt my dreams, so I prefer to remember the good times...the happy times.

Funny thing... I know Christina Aguilera went through an uggo phase (it was slightly after her "dirrty phase"...and if I had this blog a few years back, she probably would of been on it. But she's rebounded quite nicely and apparently has her shit together. I'd post her pic, but she really should get her own post.

Honest to god, people say, "yea, but if you had the chance, you'd still do her". Even drunk, I'm pretty sure I would have the wherewith all to Just Say No! I'm not lying. I wouldn't touch them with your dick (damn that's twice I used that phrase in this post...oh well, maybe I'll think of another adjective later on).

My Weekend Movie Review

...by Google Image Search. Well sort of. I'm going to review these movies in 1 word. Then I will Google Image search that work, and post the 1st thing that comes up. Sound rediculous? Well yea...but to make it fun, I'm going to not tell you the "word" I used. You'll have to guess. How's dem apples taste now? Delicious? huh? Ok, then give me one...


Underworld Evolution

(This one was a bit hard, as I wanted to keep it clean this time, so I broke my own rule. Oh well. Suddenly i have a craving for a Coke...ahem a Diet Coke.)


Knocked Up
(This one is just random. Really, really random. But hey, that's what Google gave me.)



Munich (Is the pic small enough...jeez)

Glory Road (Yea, this one's kinda a gimmie. Still, the picture is hilarious.)

Ocean's 13

Actually, I think this one can go either way....and we'll probably accept either way.

Legend

This is one that a friend at work wanted me to watch. Wow was it bad. Bad as in a cheezy (oops...did I give away the picture?) '80's movie that you want to laugh at. Funny, it's got Tom Cruise and Tim Curry (Who? yea...apparently he's a big deal) in it and I wanna say that was Sloan from Ferris Bueller as well, but I'm not sure. Oh, and it is directed by Ridley Scott. Yea, that Ridley Scott. Maybe I should of been on something...'shrooms, LSD, weed? Any suggestions?

Wow. That's way too many movies for one weekend. I have a life. I promise I do...

P.S. I know what you're thinking. If he wasn't brown skinned... he'd be as pale as ... as...well shit I dunno.

2 Reasons To Go See....

Aww fuck I forgot what I was talking about.

We've got Muthaf&%#in Snakes!

HOLY SHIT!!! This is apparently real.


I think I just found Samuel L. Jackson's sequel.

Addicting Game 6-22-07 Edition

Play Games at AddictingGames

This should help you get through the rest of the day.

5000 Reasons Transformers will Succeed

Do You See What I Did There!?!?!

Robot Chicken: Star Wars

Yesterday, Robot Chicken had a special episode where they "spoof" (that sounds dirtier than it should....maybe we should start using it that way) Star Wars. They even had the help from George Lucas and ILM, so that means it's official and shit.

They've done Star Wars on the show before, pretty damn well I might add. Check this out.



Here's the same scene, embedded from Adult Swim. I just wanna compare quality.

Hilarious. "What the hell is an aluminum falcon?"

Anyway. Here's the link to the Adult Swim site where you can watch the entire special, along with interviews of the creators (Seth Green and some other guy) talking about each skit. Highly recommended.

Another great clip involves Admiral Ackbar

Hilarious. "It's a trap!"...."Your taste buds can't repel flavor of this magnitude!"

Another skit that I Can't stop laughing at involves Jar Jar.

If you like Star Wars, it's well worth your time. If you don't like Star Wars, then we can't be friends.

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