Thursday, February 26, 2009


The follow up to Superbad. It's the redband you know, naughty words...and all that.


It doesn't appear that Judd Apatow is attached in anyway, but will still see how many of his "crew" shows up.

Let me go on, as I blister in the sun....

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Highlights from Aggie Game

From frustrating to amazing.

Monster dunk from our Freshman.

Cookie (the Nebraska player) gets posterized.

And the game clincher.

The misssed layup by Sloan almost made me pull my hair out in frustration.

But then it was oh, so sweet. I believe they're calling it "The Shucker".

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

My New Addictions

For the past few days, I've been reading 2 sites any chance I get. 

Secret Tweet
SecretTweet was created to allow Twitter users to share secrets anonymously.

...and holy shit some of these are a doozie. Examples:
  • If I have an abortion, I'll never know which of my married lovers had an unsuccessful vasectomy.
  • I am in love with my (male) best friend. He thinks I'm a lesbian. In truth, so did I, until I met him.
  • My wife wanted to be a swinger, so I let her have sex with my best friend, but when I finally get a chance, she wants it to be over...

F*** My Life - "My life sucks but I don't give a fuck"

These "confessions" are more along the line of embarrassing stories from your life.
  • Today, I texted my boyfriend saying hi. His response, "I got your best friend pregnant". FML

  • Today, my four-year-old cousin gave me a hug, basically stuffing his face into my crotch. Then he pulled it out and said "Ew, that's stinky" in front of my entire class. FML

  • Today, I had to call my mom and tell her about the insurance claim that is going to be coming through in the next couple weeks. I spent the night in the hospital. I'm allergic to lube. FML
  • Today, I looked on my sister's phone. There was a text from her boyfriend: "Let's go camping again, I bought more condoms so we won't make a big mess this time." Last time they went camping, they borrowed my sleeping bag. FML

  • Today, me and my girlfriend were watching some show about sex on the discovery channel. The topic of female orgasms came up and she said, "Wow, I wonder what that's like?" We've been dating and sexually active for three years. FML

  • Today, I called the florist and ordered a flower arrangement for my grandma, who I was told was sick. I said I didn't know what to get her, so just to send her something nice. I got a call from my mom calling me an inconsiderate bastard. They sent my grandma forget-me-nots. She has Alzheimers. FML

There good for a laugh...and they make your life seem less lame. Not my life though, I'm awesome.

The Greatest Thing Ever...

according to WWTDD:

Photoshopped? Who the hell cares...

Thank You WWTDD

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Inglourious Basterds


August 21 can't come soon enough.