Wednesday, April 30, 2008

New Indy Jones Trailer

Get it while it lasts. The YouTube version was pulled within 3 hours.

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Lucky Me...

Apparently, I've won a season pass to 6 Flags...because I filled out a survey when I went there last month. Awesome news right? Well it turns out that I will now have 2 season passes.

So to recap...I've now got 2 season passes to 6 Flags.

Another reason I'm better than you.

The Dark Knight: Final Trailer

Ok quality bootleg up on youtube. Gonna be attached to the Iron Man movie that comes out this weekend. Get it while it's still up.

Damn this movie is gonna rock.

Edited: Found the file...saved it and then uploaded it again. Let's see if this works.

Sunday, April 27, 2008

Why I'm Better Than You

Sunk the 8 ball on the break.

Another reason why I'm better than you.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Men Are Better Than Women

If you're bored, can't sleep or got Lumberged into working weird fucking hours with no end in sight...

Men Are Better Than Women, by Dick Masterson

There are some real gems in there. Pretty amusing stuff.

Much better than the site my friend tole me about a few weeks ago Stuff White People Like which he thought was hilarious. But what does he know... I think he's partially retarded. At least that would explain some of his decisions.

Edited for punctuation....

New Toy


Of course the first thing any sane person does is take a picture of themselves. I decide to take a picture of my balls.

In an effort to keep the blog semi safe for work, I just made a link to the photo. Click the link.

For you enthusiasts, here's another angle.

Big aren't they? You wouldn't be wrong if you referred to them as "grandiose". Should I be worried about the difference in color? I dunno. One's a little smoother than the other, but that's because it gets more attention than the other. Yes, there is a bit of jealously involved, but they'll get over it.

Look for me to add more random ass picture to the blog soon.

Drillbit Taylor

One of the perks with my new hours is that I get to do stuff during the day...something pretty foreign to me as I'm usually at work. Well I decided to catch up on a movie I've wanted to see but haven't gotten around to it.

Funny little thing about seeing a movie at 12PM on a weekday (not summer), you're the only one in there. It's actually kinda odd. Not sure if they were expecting anyone at that time, since their machine was down. If I would of played my cards right, I could of gotten in for free....but the dumbass in me said I had a card and they were able to swipe it. EFFFF!

Gotta say I enjoyed it. Some really funny parts. I plan to torture/harass somebody the way they did it in the movie.Best way to describe the movie would be sort of like a Superbad lite. Funny little movie, with Owen Wilson being the worst part. I found him kind of Anyong (Hello!). The short fat kid was funny. He's like a younger version of Jonah Hill....except from the east maybe brooklyn, except not.

P.S. I'd put up a picture or poster of this movie on this post, but they all no dice.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Props to the State Department

10 day (that includes a it's more like 9 days) turnaround from me sending off for my passport, to me receiving it in the mail is really impressive....until you consider I paying for a piece of flimsy ass paper that I'm betting I'll only use a handful of times. Now it looks like a screw job. "Da gubment didn't just tak r jowbs....dey tuuk mah mahne".

Monday, April 14, 2008


Blank blog post here....not sure what happened. Was I going to write something insightful or did I just f this up? Maybe I just need a place to upload the funniest clip of...well this week. I'm sure a new one will replace it soon. The picture is just a tease...cause that's how you like it...don't you bitch. Yea...that's what I thought. If you think about it...what she's saying is probably pretty close to the title of this post.

Click for the full gif

Friday, April 11, 2008

I Might Have To Choke A Bitch

Seriously, I just might. My superitendent won't shut the fuck up this morning. He's in and out of the office and just keeps on rambling about all kinds of bullshit. Oh, and he's complaining about actually having to do his job. I'm this fucking close to starting something, and in my head, we've already had it out...

So there's that. Oh and my computer mouse is being a dildo (would that qualify as a South Park reference?...I dunno) and won't fucking cooperate either.

If I make it 3 more hours without committing a crime, it will be quite a feat.

Seriously, check on me later this afternoon to make sure they didn't throw me in military jail.

Here's hoping I can drown all this out with my iPod.

P.S. Oh and holy Chripes does the intwebs fucking sucks between 3-6 AM. Amazing.

South Park You Tube Fight Cheat Sheet

Samwell - "What What (In the Butt)" -

"Chocolate Rain" Original Song by Tay Zonday -

Numa Numa (the Maiyahi guy) -

Afro Ninja (originally made famous through eBaum's even though he's a dick) -

Star Wars Kid -

Cute Sneezing Panda -

Dramatic Look Gopher -

Leave Britney Alone! (Chris Crocker) -

Laughing Baby -

(These guys are sitting in the chairs in the background....they don't do much) Chinese Backstreet Boys - That Way -

(F if I know who the hell this is.....somebody said they were in the there) Bubb Rubb (Whistle Tip, WHOOO!!! original video circa. 2003) -

(I think she's the random girl sitting in the background of the lobby)lonelygirl15 profile on YouTube (R.I.P. Jess-- I mean, Bree) -

So what is the normal price to pay for sex then?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH! Montan's all kinds of fucked up.

Thursday, April 03, 2008

If You Need Cheering Up...

Do all babies do this, cause I could be on board for that. How would this ever get old?

(Yes, this is the baby from the AIG commercial and not the South Park episode from 4/ what?)