Of course the first thing any sane person does is take a picture of themselves. I decide to take a picture of my balls.
In an effort to keep the blog semi safe for work, I just made a link to the photo. Click the link.
For you enthusiasts, here's another angle.
Big aren't they? You wouldn't be wrong if you referred to them as "grandiose". Should I be worried about the difference in color? I dunno. One's a little smoother than the other, but that's because it gets more attention than the other. Yes, there is a bit of jealously involved, but they'll get over it.
Look for me to add more random ass picture to the blog soon.