SecretTweet was created to allow Twitter users to share secrets anonymously.
...and holy shit some of these are a doozie. Examples:
If I have an abortion, I'll never know which of my married lovers had an unsuccessful vasectomy.
I am in love with my (male) best friend. He thinks I'm a lesbian. In truth, so did I, until I met him.
My wife wanted to be a swinger, so I let her have sex with my best friend, but when I finally get a chance, she wants it to be over...
F*** My Life - "My life sucks but I don't give a fuck"
These "confessions" are more along the line of embarrassing stories from your life.
- Today, I texted my boyfriend saying hi. His response, "I got your best friend pregnant". FML
- Today, my four-year-old cousin gave me a hug, basically stuffing his face into my crotch. Then he pulled it out and said "Ew, that's stinky" in front of my entire class. FML
- Today, I had to call my mom and tell her about the insurance claim that is going to be coming through in the next couple weeks. I spent the night in the hospital. I'm allergic to lube. FML
- Today, I looked on my sister's phone. There was a text from her boyfriend: "Let's go camping again, I bought more condoms so we won't make a big mess this time." Last time they went camping, they borrowed my sleeping bag. FML
There good for a laugh...and they make your life seem less lame. Not my life though, I'm awesome.