BOOKMARK THIS SITE. MAP OF DRINK SPECIAS AND HAPPY HOURS
I'M TYPING IN ALL CAPS TO MAKE SURE YOU CAN HEAR. THIS IS IMPORTANT STUFF. DO I NEED TO REPEAT MYSELF? TOO BAD, I'M NOT GOING TO. WHY NOT? CAUSE F U! THAT'S WHY. WHY'S IT ALL ABOUT ACCOMODATING YOU?
DON'T SAY I NEVER GAVE YOU NOTHING. IS THAT EVEN PROPER ENGLISH? I DON'T THINK SO. WHO THE HELL TALKS LIKE THAT, ANYWAY?
WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? JUST CLICK THE LINK. I THINK IT'S PRETTY COOL.
THANK ME LATER. ANY BY THANKING ME LATER, YOU CAN BUY ME A BEER.
P.S.
LOUD NOISES!POST FROM THE FUTURE:
YES, I HAD THIS BLOG WRITTEN BEFORE YOU SENT THAT EMAIL. SERIOUSLY. CHECK THE DATE. IT WAS JUST IN DRAFT MODE. I DID KNOW ABOUT THAT WEBSITE.
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