DO YOU SEE WHAT I JUST DID?

Attention

DO YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE?!?

Funny little jpg eh? Yea.... I find it funny. That's all that really matters. That and I needed a place to put that link at the top.

SNL was actually funny this weekend?

(I had to edit the title. "SNL had another funny sketch" made it sound like they have funny sketches pretty consistently.) Some alternatives I came up with:

• SNL & Funny Sketch: 2 Words that usually aren't found in the same sentance.
• STOP THE PRESS!! SNL WAS FUNNY!
• STOP THE PRESS!! SNL WAS FUNNY? (Slight variation, but I think it also works)

Anyway. SNL actually did it again. (Sad when SNL makes headlines for actually being funny) Peyton Manning helped bring the funny to SNL in the first sketch after the monologue, which is usually the "fake commercial" spot. Still, it made me laugh. Luckily, I changed the channel halfway into the next sketch. Terrible. (not Peyton's fault. He's working with shitty material.)

Peyton also decent monologue, which got pretty funny when he poked fun at his mom.

Oh yea, and who fucking knew Carrie Underwood was this hot. Jesus

Song 2 of the night.

Say what you will about the music, but she's smoking hot.

Life's not fair.

Camel Toe Cup

I'll let the image speak for itself.

Chicken Dance from Arrested Development

Just cause I needed a laugh to wake me up this morning. This never gets old. One of my favorite ongoing jokes from the series.

Disgusting Sights Witnessed at Wal*Mart

Disgusting Sights Witnessed At Wal*Mart

(That's really not from the link, I just think it's funny and awful at the same time.)

It's a funny thread going on at Something Awful that should help you waste more coporate dollars by being unproductive.

As funny as this is, I enjoy my Wal*Mart outtings. Seriously. I can stand it so I don't have to pay an extra dollar on milk and OJ (is it capatilzed? periods? It looks like I'm referring to the ex-football playing murderer) and things like that. Ok well, moving on.

"If for some reason you ever feel bad about yourself, just go to Wal*Mart and you can say to yourself, "At least I'm not that guy."

True story. I also like to make mental notes on how not to be a parent. But that's putting the cart before the hoors. DO YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE!?!

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: AT WORLD'S END

Loved the first one. Surprise hit of the summer and a ruckin (ruckin? rockin?...whatever. New word, or a little West Texas comin' thru?) good time. Thought the second one was a little bloated, but still a fun time.This one looks to rock the shit.

Damn this summer keeps getting better with movies.

YOUR HEAD A SPLODE!

STRONGBADZONE

A quirky cheap (as in not very high tech, as opposed to a cheating computer) little game, sort of like a Pong meets Block Out. The best part is when you die. Love the games that don't translate well.

You tell em Acies coming...

and Hell's coming with him.

All right, Calipari... you called down the thunder, well now you've got it! You see that? It says Texas A&M! [referring to Penn & Louisville, laying dead] Take a good look at him, Calipari... 'cause that's how you're gonna end up! The Tigers are finished, you understand? I see a Memphis jersey, I kill the man wearin' it! So run, you cur... RUN! Tell all the other curs the law's comin'! You tell 'em I'M coming... and hell's coming with me, you hear?... Hell's coming with me!

Great thread at the Texas Basketball Forum where the farker's (mainly Cuppycup) are at it again. That's the original picture, which by itself is pretty badass.

Here are some of my favorites.

That one's my favorite. Check out this link, for it to be set to the Jaws music.

That reminds me, I'll have to find and post the links to the "Fran needs a 'Stache" thread and the "Billy Gillispie is a Rockstar". Those are fun reads.

One Shining Moment: Texas Aggie Basketball 05-06

In preperation for the Big Dance, something to get you pumped up.

9 Confessions From A Former Enterprise Rental Salesman

The Consumerist has a great article on how to not get screwed over when renting a car. It's a pretty good read and has some great tips for people to use, cause face it, everybody will have to get a rental car at some point in thier life.

Anyways, I just found the Consumerist website, and I'm kinda scanning through it. Seems like a cool site.

Bringing the Funny

Apparently this email has been making the rounds, but I found it on a message board and couldn't stop laughing. Soo good I had to blog it. Yea, you know when I blog it...it's quality.

You may need to click on the pictures to get the biggest size. Still, I think it's worth your trouble.
Yea, this one's not that funny. It's still pretty good.

This one had me rolling. Fucking elephant.
This one kept me laughing. Started bringing out the tears.
This one made me laugh so hard I was crying.

Still kinda funny.

Damn, I guess it's Walt Witman's fault. And to think, we used to blame Pangea! (I think exactly one person will get that joke. Still, I use it anyway. I'm not scared. Anyways... let's continue.

HAHAHAHAHAH
Smartass.
Captain Obvious, I presume?
Yea, that one's not that great.

I read these on another message board and had to go outside to control myself I was laughing so hard. Great stuff.

For even more funny, check out Maddox's post on "I am better than your kids". Maddox grades kids artwork. Hilarity ensues.