Adventurland

The follow up to Superbad. It's the redband trailer...so you know, naughty words...and all that.



Sold.

It doesn't appear that Judd Apatow is attached in anyway, but will still see how many of his "crew" shows up.

Let me go on, as I blister in the sun....

Highlights from Aggie Game

From frustrating to amazing.

Monster dunk from our Freshman.



Cookie (the Nebraska player) gets posterized.

And the game clincher.

The misssed layup by Sloan almost made me pull my hair out in frustration.


But then it was oh, so sweet. I believe they're calling it "The Shucker".

My New Addictions

For the past few days, I've been reading 2 sites any chance I get. 

Secret Tweet

SecretTweet was created to allow Twitter users to share secrets anonymously.

...and holy shit some of these are a doozie. Examples:

• If I have an abortion, I'll never know which of my married lovers had an unsuccessful vasectomy.

• I am in love with my (male) best friend. He thinks I'm a lesbian. In truth, so did I, until I met him.

• My wife wanted to be a swinger, so I let her have sex with my best friend, but when I finally get a chance, she wants it to be over...

  
  

F*** My Life - "My life sucks but I don't give a fuck"


These "confessions" are more along the line of embarrassing stories from your life.
Examples:

• Today, I texted my boyfriend saying hi. His response, "I got your best friend pregnant". FML
  

• Today, my four-year-old cousin gave me a hug, basically stuffing his face into my crotch. Then he pulled it out and said "Ew, that's stinky" in front of my entire class. FML
  

• Today, I had to call my mom and tell her about the insurance claim that is going to be coming through in the next couple weeks. I spent the night in the hospital. I'm allergic to lube. FML
  

• Today, I looked on my sister's phone. There was a text from her boyfriend: "Let's go camping again, I bought more condoms so we won't make a big mess this time." Last time they went camping, they borrowed my sleeping bag. FML

• Today, me and my girlfriend were watching some show about sex on the discovery channel. The topic of female orgasms came up and she said, "Wow, I wonder what that's like?" We've been dating and sexually active for three years. FML
  

• Today, I called the florist and ordered a flower arrangement for my grandma, who I was told was sick. I said I didn't know what to get her, so just to send her something nice. I got a call from my mom calling me an inconsiderate bastard. They sent my grandma forget-me-nots. She has Alzheimers. FML

There good for a laugh...and they make your life seem less lame. Not my life though, I'm awesome.

The Greatest Thing Ever...

according to WWTDD:




Photoshopped? Who the hell cares...

Thank You WWTDD

Inglourious Basterds

Hell.Fucking.Yes.

August 21 can't come soon enough.

Jay-Z + Radiohead

Brings you Jaydiohead by Minty Fresh Beats


Go to the site, download it. It's free. It's a mash up (yea, I thought we were done with the Jay's Black album mashups), but this is just as good as Dangermouse Grey Album.

McGangBang?!!?

Check this out.

This is a tasty sandwich combination from McDonald's. Off the Dollar Menu you order one double cheeseburger and one Spicy McChicken sandwich. Spit the double cheeseburger between the two patties, and then put the entire Spicy McChicken sandwich inside the double cheeseburger. This originated from Daytona Beach McDonald's Restaurants.






Link from Urban Dictionary

There seems to be some discrepancy between the description and the pictures, namely the buns inside the buns, but when you're dealing with this much awesomeness, that's just semantics.

Fucking Awesome. I'm in.

Completed Games Of 2008

* 2-10-08 Ratchet and Clank Future: Tools of Destruction (PS3)
* 2-16-08 Resistance: Fall of Man (PS3)
* 3-02-08 Uncharted: Drakes Fortune (PS3)
* 3-07-08 God of War: Chains of Olympus (PSP) on Normal
* 6-08-08 Gears of War on Insane Co-Op (360)
* 9-21-08 Star Wars The Force Unleased (360) on Sith Warrior
* 11-1-08 Fable 2 (360)
* 11-15-08 Gears of War 2 (360) on Hardcore
* 12-11-08 Battlefield Bad Company (360) on normal.
* 12-23-08 Civilization Revolution (360) on Economic Victory with Americans on Default
* 12-24-08 Civilization Revolution (360) on Domination Victory with Americans on Default
* 12-24-08 Civilization Revolution (360) on Cultural Victory with Americans on Default
* 12-24-08 Civilization Revolution (360) on Technology Victory with Americans on Default

Things to note: Didn't finish even 1 season of NCAA Football this year. That's a first. Makes me wonder if I should just wait 'till a price drop on NCAA 10. I never finished GTA4 either, even though I think I was pretty close. I'll get on that before I get to The Lost & Damned. I saw the credits each time I played Civ Rev, so I counted it, each time.

Best Mug Shots of 2008

This is #2, and I think it should be #1, but I can't really argue with their choice.



The Smoking Gun

It really is worth flipping through them to see the rest. You'll laugh.

40 of the Best Photos of 2008

Ah yes, end of the year lists. Guess it's about this time. Anyways, how official or rep Boston.com carries, but there are some pretty neat pictures in this list.

Here's #1.




# 40


Here's a link to the rest. Some pretty great stuff.

Boston.com

Shuttle Takeoff Pictures

(Not an actual launch)

A continuation from yesterday, as the shuttle continued it's trip back to Florida.






















Star Telegram's Article - Endeavour soars from Fort Worth runway

I'll mess with the order later

Pictures of the Space Shuttle

The Space Shuttle (riding on the back of a custom 747) made a pit stop here in Fort Worth today on it's way back to Kennedy Space Center. I was lucky enough to see it land and take a few pictures.

Enjoy!










Pretty cool that you can look outside your office window and see the freaking space shuttle.

By the way, those are the only pictures I'm "allowed to have" that don't have other planes in them.  But that's between you and me...

Star Telegram's Story

Stars Game

Monster seats from "Tickets Now" the 2nd hand site from Ticketmaster.

Row G.... 7 rows up from the glass, right by the face off spot.

Here are some shitty pics from the iPhone, also known as the 3rd fucking time I forgot my good camera. Why did I even buy the damn thing?

Closeup of a face off.  Great seats.

Zamboni....as fun to type as it is to say.

Hot fan in front of us.  She's a Avs fan.  I'm ok with that.

This was the game winning save.

Can't remember if the Stars scored or not.

The Ice Girls.  If you look closely, the ice is melting.  If you look closer, by brother's got his camera phone out too.  We missed getting a picture of the hot brunette.

Shootout

Roosters on Ice...

Another shot of the faceoff. 

Who is that sexy guy?

Here's the last know picture of me and my Aggie Ring. MIA 12/6/2008

Snuck into the locker room to sneak a pic.  at&t was kind enough to sponsor it.

Another SNL Digital Short

Here's another SNL Digital Short that's pretty funny. "Jizz in my Pants".

Does anybody actually watch the show anymore. I don't. If anything funny happens, it gets posted to the interwebs almost immediately.

Video Recaps | Full Episodes | Webisodes

Joe's Bad Day - Man Gets Bit by Deer and Dog - 911 Call

This helped cheer me up, since I'm at work today. Warning! Language is NSFW!

THE LIFE AND TIMES OF CASH MCMOGULSON

Whooops. Looks like missed a chapter (err...forgot to link to it) on the Cash McMogulson Story. My Bad. Seems it was posted over a year ago. Seems in the mean time, he's gone from Katherine Harper's MySpace page to his own MySpace page. Haven't had a new story since Oct. 07.
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LIFE AND TIMES OF CASH MCMOGULSON
Chapter 6
"Cash's Rules of Engagement – Part 2"
Cash McMogulson III here. Yeah, I know, I know it's been a few months. Why?! Well, not that it's any of your fucking business, but summer puts me in a bad mood because it's the end of blazer season. For all you losers not in real estate wearing corporate logo golf shirts and cheap ass suits to work, official blazer season is October to June. Sometimes September, when it's not so goddamn hot! Just so you know.
I'm not saying I don't look good in other stuff, because I do. I mean wait til you see the pictures of my brother's party. Do you know how rich you have to be to look good in seersucker? And no, I don't think seersucker is just for gay guys and four year olds. Fuck you! By the way, if my arm looks weird, it's because I had to make Mom cut out the DNF with fat arms that was next to me in the picture. Wanna know who it was?
ASHLEY ST. STANDARD. Yep. I didn't think it could happen, at least not to someone I went out with, but she's about to lose kitten status. I saw her at Banks' engagement party and I'd say she's put on at least 3 pounds if not 4. I'd rather sell one-bedroom houses with Banks than be in a picture with a fat girl -- even my ex-girlfriend! Speaking of that idiot, Banks still wants to get married. Yeah, I'm serious. That asshole makes more bad decisions than a cougar on Cuervo. After what happened at the party, I thought the wedding would be off for sure! But, I'm getting ahead of myself – here's the whole story…
So when my dad yelled at me and threatened to sell the Range Rover if I didn't show, I got pissed and called up Parkerton and Davis and told them to meet me at the Loon. I actually haven't seen Jefferson in a while. My dad doesn't like me doing deals with him since he slept with dad's girlfriend.
The party started at 7, and it was only 5, so we decided we'd have a few Loon drinks and talk about what hot chicks were going to be there. Potential ass is the only reason why guys go to parties anyway. Yeah, I know your boyfriend told you he "wanted to go" with you to that shower. But what he really meant was, he "wanted to go see if there were any chicks hotter than you." There probably were.
Unfortunately for us, this Mary Elizabeth Rich girl my brother is engaged to is NOT hot. And neither are most of her friends. First of all, her boobs are real. Secondly, her fucking thighs are as big as my deals. I bet she only works out 5 times a week. Her mom's big too – like 130!!! and you know that's a bad sign. And, get this, she wants to KEEP WORKING when they get married. I can't even talk about it. Mom's upset too. How's she supposed to get a fat girl with a job into the right clubs??
So we'd had a few, maybe six Loon drinks and I say to Turner, "I can't believe my brothers engaged. And to a fat girl. I mean McMogulsons do two things, they close deals and take down hot cougars. What the hell is he thinking?" And Turner is like, "Cash, dude, what the fuck is your problem tonight! She's not fat, she's not even big!"
Now, no one talks to me that way, unless it's my dad or the lawyer guy who manages my trust fund. So I look at Turner and I'm like, what the fuck do you know about big? I mean we've all seen the deals you've been working on lately. And those aren't big, and then there's your Range Rover……………oh wait…………SPORT!!! NOT big either!"
Then he grabbed my seersucker jacket collar and put like three wrinkles in it. I even had to refold my pocket square. That asshole. So all of a sudden, Jefferson, who never says anything anyway looks at his watch and he is like, "Um, Cash, I'd shut up about the Sport if I were you, cause' it's 8:30 – and if we don't get to that party your dad's gonna sell your car and cut you off."
Well, I was pretty drunk – but losing the Rover wasn't an option. So we closed out and headed to my parents house. I was hoping most of Mary's DNP and DNF friends would be gone by the time we got there so I didn't have to talk to them. But somehow, there were still tons of cars in the driveway – or maybe it just looked like that cause I was seeing two of everything. Not that that's always a bad thing – I mean it's double the cougs if you're in the right place!
So we walk in and there are a bunch of flowers and girl shit everywhere and I'm like where the hell is everyone. Then we head into the dining room and I guess when Banks said dinner, I didn't realize he meant fucking sitting-down-in-the-dining room-dinner! I thought he meant like girl party dinner with some salads and shit. AND to make matters worse, my seat was right between Banks and Ashley!!!
So I haven't even sat down for five seconds, and mom gets up and starts taking a bunch of pictures of me and Ashley. Like I said, she freaking loves Ashley 'cause they were in the same sorority. And I didn't even want to be in ONE picture with her, especially with the way she's been looking. So I hear Ashley say, "where is my toast?" and she's looking around and I was just trying to help her out, so I said, "Ash, seriously, I don't think you need toast right now I mean maybe you should try the low carb thing. My mom hasn't had any bread in 15 years and she's a smokin hot cougar!" Evidently that wasn't what she was talking about because she starts crying and runs to the bathroom.
Remember when I said it got a LOT worse from there?
Then Banks starts yelling at me and says, "She meant SPEECH you idiot, not fucking bread!" Like I was supposed to know. And I don't really remember much after that but according to Turner I said, "Look Banks, just because YOU are ok being with someone who's got a huge ass, doesn't mean that I have to be! It's like how you're ok with selling houses and driving a 2 year old car…"
I guess Mary took that wrong, because she started crying and told Banks she couldn't ever be married someone who was biologically related to me. Girls always get upset over nothing!!! So for now, it looks like the weddings off. As soon as Banks starts talking to me again, he's going to thank my ass! I'll let you know what happens – but since no one in my family is calling me back right now, I'm taking Jefferson and Turner to the lakehouse! It's our last big party of the summer – and we are going to blow it out. 5 days until blazer season, so all you cougars and kittens out there, get ready.
CMIII

Is This Me?

It's the new Avatars that Xbox makes you create when they released their new system update yesterday.

What do you think? The choices are a little limited right now. I may need to make my skin darker, but I think I'm pretty close. My hair is not quite that long, but it's the closest I could get.

Also, please excuse the queer pose, as that's the only pose those things have.

Selling stuff on Ebay...

Exciting Stuff.

Here's a LINK to my first item I'm trying to sell on Ebay. 120 GB Hard Drive for the 360.

Started it last night at $.99 (not sure that was a good move as it was the default) and it's moving up pretty quickly.


Editors Note: Ended up selling for $145.50. Not too bad. Now I'm waiting for his "e-check" to clear before I send it.

Started my next auction...same item, soon after it ended. Going good soo far. Had some pretty dumb questions though. If I say I only ship to the US on the auction, why do you email me asking if I will ship to Brazil? I may do it, but outrageously overcharge him, just on principle. The "buy it now" price is pretty prominent on there, why do you email me asking how much it is? Bah....must be new to Ebay.

Xbox 360 on the Fritz

Again. At least I got to finish Gears 2, which was excellent by the way.

Fuck you Microsoft for making a shitty system.

The Badger Song

So far, this is the greatest thing I've seen all week, and that's even with me playing Gears of War 2 most of the week.

Tell me what you think of this video.

By the way, if you hear me randomly blurt out, "Mushroom! Mushroom!", you know where it came from.

You've been warned.