I Think Somebody Ate Kelly Clarkson

Holy shnikes.

I'd add a comparison picture of when she was skinny and hot...but that's actually harder to do than I thought. Oh well.

Because Twitter is down...

and I have no where else to post this.

Also, LOST is 2 hours tonight!

I thought it was funny.

F the rest of you.

Perhaps the Greatest Video Evar

I have no idea what's going on here, and I've watched it 5 times in the last five minutes.

Megan fox esquire magazinephotoshoot june 2009
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Sound on/off, it doesn't matter. Although the song "Climbing Up The Walls" by Chris Cornell is kinda catchy.

Swine Flu Patient Zero

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Get's me every time.

A New Mike Judge Movie

Holy shit. Didn't see this one coming. A new Mike Judge Movie, "Extract".

I'm excited. I don't care about you.

I Wish This Was a Real Audio Book

Uhhh...definetly NSFW.

Found it!

Thank you to the worker at Gillihan Paint & Body, for finding it, holding on to it, and returning it back to it's owner. It would of been pretty easy to take it, sell it or do whatever, but he did the right thing. There are still good people out there.

And a kick in the junk goes to The Rooster, for apparently not checking his car thoroughly enough.

The Price is Wrong....Bitch

Wanna bet?

Turtle Rapes Shoe

Horny little bastard. He sounds like a dogie squeak toy.

Another Childhood Classic Makes It Home

It came in the mail today. I'm super pumped.

Now, if the Gods that determine which movies get put on DVD would release RAD, along with the M.A.S.K. cartoons, I may finally be complete.

Garbage Pail Kids - Check
Soul Man - Check

3 Things that Freaked Me Out As a Kid

1. Elephants on Parade - When the mouse and Dumbo get drunk and then the weird shit happens. As a kid, that shit fucks you up.



2. The part in Pinocchio where they're in Pleasure Island and all the boys are being turned into donkeys.



That was scary...and a bit fucked up for a children's cartoon.


3. In an episode of G.I. Joe (the cartoon) called “There’s No Place Like Springfield", Shipwreck is in a simulated future (of course fabricated by Cobra) where everybody around him melts and his family tries to kill him. The oddest episode I've ever seen and arguably the most fucked up. IT really had more of an impact than I thought at the time.

Here's a small clip of the episode. I wish I could find the whole thing. Add it to my "To Be Torrented" list.



It wasn't until my AutoCAD class in college, where I happened to overehear some guys behind me talk about the episode, that finally reminded me of this episode and put all the pieces of it together (name of the character, what's the plot of the episode, etc)

By the way, this episode makes the list of at this blog, The 10 Most Insane, Child-Warping Moments of ’80s Cartoons

This is Why You're Fat

...and not I'm not talking about your mom.

This is perhaps the greatest "Food Porn" site I've seen. Some of these are amazing. I'm hungry but also disgusted. I also think I gained 5 pounds just by clicking on the link.

You've been warned.

THIS IS WHY YOU'RE FAT....where dreams become heart attacks.

This reminds me of the pictures of the State Fair food we have taken before. That also reminds me, that I never finished that blog post. Sucks for you.

How to Save $360

Maybe the best application to come out of the iTunes App Store. Last night, the Kindle App for the iPhone (and I guess the iPod touch) comes out.

Link to Engadget

Hell yes. This is huge.

At the least, this could hold me over 'till Apple comes out with an ebook reader, cause you know they will.

Testing to see if I know how to link to iTunes...

Click Here

Terminator Salvation

This is a kick ass trailer for the new Terminator. I know you're skeptical, but watch it anyway.



Even if the movie sucks, that trailer kicks much ass. I really need to listen to more NIN.

May 21...hell yes.

Adventurland

The follow up to Superbad. It's the redband trailer...so you know, naughty words...and all that.



Sold.

It doesn't appear that Judd Apatow is attached in anyway, but will still see how many of his "crew" shows up.

Let me go on, as I blister in the sun....

Highlights from Aggie Game

From frustrating to amazing.

Monster dunk from our Freshman.



Cookie (the Nebraska player) gets posterized.

And the game clincher.

The misssed layup by Sloan almost made me pull my hair out in frustration.


But then it was oh, so sweet. I believe they're calling it "The Shucker".

My New Addictions

For the past few days, I've been reading 2 sites any chance I get. 

Secret Tweet

SecretTweet was created to allow Twitter users to share secrets anonymously.

...and holy shit some of these are a doozie. Examples:

• If I have an abortion, I'll never know which of my married lovers had an unsuccessful vasectomy.

• I am in love with my (male) best friend. He thinks I'm a lesbian. In truth, so did I, until I met him.

• My wife wanted to be a swinger, so I let her have sex with my best friend, but when I finally get a chance, she wants it to be over...

  
  

F*** My Life - "My life sucks but I don't give a fuck"


These "confessions" are more along the line of embarrassing stories from your life.
Examples:

• Today, I texted my boyfriend saying hi. His response, "I got your best friend pregnant". FML
  

• Today, my four-year-old cousin gave me a hug, basically stuffing his face into my crotch. Then he pulled it out and said "Ew, that's stinky" in front of my entire class. FML
  

• Today, I had to call my mom and tell her about the insurance claim that is going to be coming through in the next couple weeks. I spent the night in the hospital. I'm allergic to lube. FML
  

• Today, I looked on my sister's phone. There was a text from her boyfriend: "Let's go camping again, I bought more condoms so we won't make a big mess this time." Last time they went camping, they borrowed my sleeping bag. FML

• Today, me and my girlfriend were watching some show about sex on the discovery channel. The topic of female orgasms came up and she said, "Wow, I wonder what that's like?" We've been dating and sexually active for three years. FML
  

• Today, I called the florist and ordered a flower arrangement for my grandma, who I was told was sick. I said I didn't know what to get her, so just to send her something nice. I got a call from my mom calling me an inconsiderate bastard. They sent my grandma forget-me-nots. She has Alzheimers. FML

There good for a laugh...and they make your life seem less lame. Not my life though, I'm awesome.

The Greatest Thing Ever...

according to WWTDD:




Photoshopped? Who the hell cares...

Thank You WWTDD

Inglourious Basterds

Hell.Fucking.Yes.

August 21 can't come soon enough.

Jay-Z + Radiohead

Brings you Jaydiohead by Minty Fresh Beats


Go to the site, download it. It's free. It's a mash up (yea, I thought we were done with the Jay's Black album mashups), but this is just as good as Dangermouse Grey Album.