Orbitz Office #37

This...is pretty funny.

You lint licker.

Apparently, I like to work

....or just go to work.

158 hours of vacation accrued.

88 sick hours accrued.

1 personal day.

Oh and by the way, I've already cashed in 1 week's worth of vacation time for an extra paycheck...cause I would of rather used the money.

What the hell should I do with all that? I'll see my Dad or Thanksgiving and my Mom over Christmas, so I'll use some extra days there, but I've got some extras to spare. Don't really want to go see them now....I don't like my family that much. Plus, they all have jobs and lives to live, so I'd probably just get in the way.

Need suggestions on what to do...

Luckiest Grenade Throw Evar!

Gotta admit, that's pretty cool.

Halo 3 as reviewed by Zero Punctuation

Great site with some very funny reviews of games. I just saw the Halo 3 review, but it looks like there are plenty more. The reviewer is "Yahtzee a British-born, currently Australian-based writer and gamer with a sweet hat and a chip on his shoulder. When he isn't talking very fast into a headset mic he also designs freeware adventure games and does the occasional feature for Australia's Hyper Magazine."

I think it's worth checking out.

Swim at Your Own Risk...

It's Never safe

Funny stuff. Apparently people are afraid of the water. Good site to see wicked awesome (wait, where am I?) pictures of shark bits and shit like that.

Found this site thanks to Kevin Smith's Smodcast # 10. Very funny story on that one.