Downtown Dallas...Jetsons Style

3/11/08 The entire metroplex was under heavy fog. The division president just sent these out. I thought they were pretty cool. Looks like something out fo the Jetsons...hence the title.

Another Case of the White Man Holding the Brown Man Down!

1. Dirty Garza

While doing a girl doggy style the man's free hands are stealing money out of her purse.
When I lost my wallet on vacation I had to give this chick a Dirty Garza just to pay for my drinks for the rest of the week.

Sonuvabitch! That's all I really have to say.

Thanks to my krakas ass friend Steven for pointing this one out. Bet you laughed your ass off when you first read this, didn't you?!?

Apparently...

this is not a foul.

Here's an LA Times picture...so you know I'm not being biased and shit.

Yeah for Mom!

Got my first forwards from my mom. (I'm not counting the refinery explosion email) this morning. These are sweet. It makes me happy to see that she now has a work email address...and is getting forwards from people. Glad my mom has finally entered the 90's. The next few years should be very exciting for her. For those that live in the now, please don't spoil it for her as she likes to be surprised.(still love you mom!)
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THIS IS PRETTY NEAT,
93% won't forward this

Place your mouse on the E below and drag to the U.

Even though you can't see Him, GOD is there for yoU

When Jesus died on the cross, he was thinking of you!
If you are one of the 7% who will stand up for him, forward
this with the title 7%. 93% of people won't forward this.

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2nd Email
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The difference between white &
**mexican **weddings. *

WHITES: send out invitations.
MEXICANS: send out maps.

WHITES: receive their invitations 3 months in advance.
MEXICANS: find out about the wedding 1 week before from the tia or
the abuela, or the chismosa neighbor

WHITES: have seven Brides Maids.
MEXICANS: have seven pages of Padrinos .

WHITES: RSVP their invitation.
MEXICANS: show up with three car loads and one gift

WHITES: go to the wedding AND the reception.
MEXICANS: just go to the reception .

WHITES: have elegant food.
MEXICANS: have arroz, frijoles and birria.

WHITES: order the cake from a bakery.
MEXICANS: have their cake done by la señora down the street.

WHITES: eat the food and cake.
MEXICANS: eat the food and cake.......... AND take some home para mañana.

WHITES: at the reception, they drink wine
MEXICANS: at the reception, they drink Coors, Budweiser. Bud Light ,
Bud Ice , Corona, Tecate, Pacifico, Casadores, Patron, Presidente, Jose
Cuervo , Gusano's, Reposado, and anything else that is not glued to the
decorations

WHITES: relatives get drunk and pass out.
MEXICANS: get drunk, shed a few tears and
start singing to Vicente Fernandez songs, fight , then show up at your house drink more, then
pass out.

WHITES: dance at the party...................YEAH RIGHT!!!
MEXICANS: dance at the party to Norteñas, Rancheras, Reggaeton,
Rap, Old School, Oldies, House, then proceed drunk to the parking lot and
resume the dancing

WHITES: party ends at midnight.
MEXICANS: party ends when the COPS show up , then everyone goes to your
house lol

WHITES: wake up the next morning NOT WANTING another beer.
MEXICANS: wake up the next morning at your house WANTING another beer
and left over menudo and pastel

Now, you know you are laughing - cuz
you've done at least 6 of these. I sure have!!!

Send this to all of those who have a sense of humor and are Proud to
be MEXICAN!!! And to the Gringos that love you for being a MEXICAN!