The Price is Wrong....Bitch

Wanna bet?

Turtle Rapes Shoe

Horny little bastard. He sounds like a dogie squeak toy.

Another Childhood Classic Makes It Home

It came in the mail today. I'm super pumped.

Now, if the Gods that determine which movies get put on DVD would release RAD, along with the M.A.S.K. cartoons, I may finally be complete.

Garbage Pail Kids - Check
Soul Man - Check

3 Things that Freaked Me Out As a Kid

1. Elephants on Parade - When the mouse and Dumbo get drunk and then the weird shit happens. As a kid, that shit fucks you up.



2. The part in Pinocchio where they're in Pleasure Island and all the boys are being turned into donkeys.



That was scary...and a bit fucked up for a children's cartoon.


3. In an episode of G.I. Joe (the cartoon) called “There’s No Place Like Springfield", Shipwreck is in a simulated future (of course fabricated by Cobra) where everybody around him melts and his family tries to kill him. The oddest episode I've ever seen and arguably the most fucked up. IT really had more of an impact than I thought at the time.

Here's a small clip of the episode. I wish I could find the whole thing. Add it to my "To Be Torrented" list.



It wasn't until my AutoCAD class in college, where I happened to overehear some guys behind me talk about the episode, that finally reminded me of this episode and put all the pieces of it together (name of the character, what's the plot of the episode, etc)

By the way, this episode makes the list of at this blog, The 10 Most Insane, Child-Warping Moments of ’80s Cartoons

This is Why You're Fat

...and not I'm not talking about your mom.

This is perhaps the greatest "Food Porn" site I've seen. Some of these are amazing. I'm hungry but also disgusted. I also think I gained 5 pounds just by clicking on the link.

You've been warned.

THIS IS WHY YOU'RE FAT....where dreams become heart attacks.

This reminds me of the pictures of the State Fair food we have taken before. That also reminds me, that I never finished that blog post. Sucks for you.

How to Save $360

Maybe the best application to come out of the iTunes App Store. Last night, the Kindle App for the iPhone (and I guess the iPod touch) comes out.

Link to Engadget

Hell yes. This is huge.

At the least, this could hold me over 'till Apple comes out with an ebook reader, cause you know they will.

Testing to see if I know how to link to iTunes...

Click Here

Terminator Salvation

This is a kick ass trailer for the new Terminator. I know you're skeptical, but watch it anyway.



Even if the movie sucks, that trailer kicks much ass. I really need to listen to more NIN.

May 21...hell yes.